Friday, May 14, 2004

overheard...

...in office. 5 conspiracy theories as to why the NDA govt lost the
elections:

1. All the IIM institutions pooled in their collective resources
to bribe the people to swing the other way.
2. Italian PM Silvio Berlesconi paid party workers of the Trinamool Congress,
AIADMK and the TDP to defect.
3. Nostradamus predicted the Roman empire would rule in South Asia by 2004, and
you can't beat that can you?
4. China did it and we don't know how, but the metereology dept suspects they
manipulated our atmosphere to create 3 years of drought in south india.
5. The BJP's grave was just another dastardly communist plot.

Go figure.

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